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String Tank Tops Make Me Want to Gouge My Eyes Out
2 CommentsDear Pea-Brained Meathead,
I’m writing you this letter to kindly suggest a change in the fashion statement you just made at my local gym. As you hammered out 75 sets of t-bar rows using nearly every single 45-lb plate in the entire building, I couldn’t help but notice the neon yellow string tank top you were sporting.
I wanted to let you know that string tank tops paired with tight, tapered windbreaker pants is highly infuriating and may be sending the wrong signal. Or, perhaps it’s sending the appropriate signal, but other gym-goers shouldn’t have to deal with that shit.
After all, nothing screams “Hey, look at me…I’m a big dumb meathead!” louder than some dude wearing a string tank top. String tank tops make me want to gouge my eyes out. I’m shocked that anyone would ever wear these things. Apparently, you meatheads think it’s cool to show off your over-sized back muscles. I’d have to disagree.
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Posted by Brad Campbell | in Brad's Rants | 2 Comments








