31 Best Pick Up Lines to Use at the Gym
Posted by Brad Campbell
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Feb, 2010
An Advanced Fat Loss Post (or NOT)… by Brad Campbell
Another fat hater Friday…who’s ready to party? You know what…every day feels like Friday to me these days. I’m either extremely lucky or I work extremely hard at making things happen…because I’ve got to be right up there in the running for world’s happiest man. That’s what living the lean body lifestyle is all about – getting the body you’ve always wanted and continually improving and enjoying all other aspects of life along the way.
And speaking of enjoying life (am I the segue king or what?), one thing I really do a lot of is laughing. If you’re not laughing on the daily, something’s wrong. You either need to loosen up, kick some stress, find new friends or all of the above. I think we could all stand to laugh a little more and kick back a little bit.
There’s so much damn negativity we’ve gotta deal with every single day…that’s why on this blog I always try to keep it super informative AND entertaining. I figure if you can learn something new and LOL while reading one of my posts, then that’s time well spent. Right?
Wicked. Let’s start your weekend off with a laugh, as I reveal the best pick up lines to use at a gym…or anywhere, for that matter. Warning: if you’re easily offended, these pick up lines may not be your cup of tea…but then again, you probably wouldn’t be following TopFatLossTrainer if you’re that uptight, so never mind. Here goes…
31 Best Pick Up Lines to Use at the Gym:
1) You must know karate. ‘Cuz your body is kickin’.
2) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
3) Is this love at first site or should I walk by again?
4) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is…
5) Did it hurt? What? When you feel from heaven.
6) What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
7) All those curves…and me with no breaks!
8 ) That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
9) If I had a garden I’d plant your tulips and my tulips together.
10) You must be exhausted. But I just got here. Yah, but you’ve been running through my mind all day.
11) I should call heaven quick ‘cuz I just found one of their angels.
12) If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
13) Your dad must be a baker, ‘cuz you’ve got hot buns.
14) My name isn’t Elmo, but tickle away.
15) (check his/her shirt tag)…Yep, that’s what I thought – made from heaven.
16) My magic watch says you aren’t wearing underwear. But I am. Damn, I knew this thing was 15 mins fast.
17) Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me (growl)
18) You must be lost, the modeling convention is down the street.
19) You must be a parking ticket…’cuz you’ve got FINE written all over you.
20) Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
21) If you were a screen door, I’d slam you all the time.
22) Do you work for UPS? No, why? ‘Cuz I caught you checking out my package.
23) I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
24) Did you clean those pants with Windex? No, why? ‘Cuz I can see myself in ‘em.
25) You must have a ninja inside you, ‘cuz your body is kickin’.
26) Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.
27) Are you from Jamaica? ‘Cuz ja-makin’ me crazy.
28) Excuse me, you dropped something. My jaw.
29) If you were a laser beam, you’d be set on stunning.
30) You look so good, I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
31) Are you wearing space pants? ‘Cuz that booty is out of this world.
Tell me some of those didn’t have you almost in tears, haha. Talk about cheesy…I think I might pee my pants if I ever heard anyone actually use any of these in public. Yet, for some reason I could totally see some meathead busting one of these out after an intense set of bicep curls.
Which of these is your favorite? I think I laughed the hardest when I read the one about “putting you on a plate and sopping you up with a biscuit.”
Which pick up lines did I leave out? There’s gotta be some classics I missed. Leave your best (or cheesiest) pick up lines in the comments section below…
Your Coach,
Brad Campbell
PS – In case you missed it, be sure to check out yesterday’s inspirational post: Navy SEALs Training
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