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String Tank Tops Make Me Want to Gouge My Eyes Out

Published on March 11, 2010 By Brad Campbell

Dear Pea-Brained Meathead, I’m writing you this letter to kindly suggest a change in the fashion statement you just made at my local gym.  As you hammered out 75 sets of t-bar rows using nearly every single 45-lb plate in the entire building, I couldn’t help but notice the neon yellow string tank top you [...]

If You Do This in the Gym, I’ll Punch You in the Throat

Published on January 23, 2010 By Brad Campbell

An Infamous Brad Campbell Rant About Foolish Gym Behavior… I swear I can’t go the gym without having a funny story to share with you guys.  Seriously, it’s impossible.  There’s just too much irony and way too many meatheads to not see something hilarious (and by hilarious, I mean frustrating in a way that makes [...]