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String Tank Tops Make Me Want to Gouge My Eyes Out

Published on March 11, 2010 By Brad Campbell

Dear Pea-Brained Meathead, I’m writing you this letter to kindly suggest a change in the fashion statement you just made at my local gym.  As you hammered out 75 sets of t-bar rows using nearly every single 45-lb plate in the entire building, I couldn’t help but notice the neon yellow string tank top you [...]

If You Do This in the Gym, I’ll Punch You in the Throat

Published on January 23, 2010 By Brad Campbell

An Infamous Brad Campbell Rant About Foolish Gym Behavior… I swear I can’t go the gym without having a funny story to share with you guys.  Seriously, it’s impossible.  There’s just too much irony and way too many meatheads to not see something hilarious (and by hilarious, I mean frustrating in a way that makes [...]

Want a Body Like Tyler Durden In Fight Club? You Should.

Published on October 10, 2009 By Brad Campbell

Tyler Durden, a badass character played by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club, sets the stage for dudes all over the world who want to have a lean, chiseled body. I remember watching that movie in the theater when it first came out and thinking every girl would instantly be in love with Tyler [...]

What’s the Deal With Meatheads, Anyway?

Published on September 17, 2009 By Brad Campbell

What’s up party people?  So, I went to the gym the other day for the first time in months and it didn’t take long for me to remember one of the major reasons I quit going in the first place. Other than the fact that it’s much quicker to get an awesome fat-burning workout right [...]